Monday, February 9, 2009

Grammy Awards


• Was Bono wearing guyliner?
• JT’s “general store” joke was delivered badly but damn that white boy can sing! (Matt, you did give him my number right?)
• You would think that Coldplay could afford to buy clothes without holes. Sheesh.
• Carrie Underwood, lay off the bronzer. You look like you’re wearing Hooters pantyhose and, your mic needed to be turned up. Your back-up singers were louder than you were.
• The best part about Kid Rock’s performance was that he wasn’t wearing a wife beater though according to Judy, “he still looks like one.”
• Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift are best friends?
• “Isn’t it great to see Stevie Wonder and Jonas Brothers together again?” - Mark Hoppus, Blink 182
• I think it’s great that Blink 182 are together again.
• I’m sorry. Just because you’re one of the few bands who sold a discernible amount of records (read: made profit), doesn’t mean you deserve to win Rock Album of the Year.
• Katy Perry looked like a bedazzled fruit bowl.
• Morgan Freeman and Kenny Chesney are best friends?
• Diddy….nice lilac bomber jacket.
• Dave Grohl!!!! Behind the drum set again!!!!
• RC, you’re wrong. Thom Yorke is definitely in Top 10 Best Rock & Roll vocalists.
• Best performance: TI and JT collaboration.
• Yes We Can…have a Secretary of the Arts?
• Did y’all see Lil’ Wayne jump and click his sneaks together? Adorable.
• “And Album of the Year goes to Ra-ising Sand, Alison Krauss & Robert Plant.” (Not Radiohead like I had wanted).

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

carrie underwood is def not gonna age well

Brandon Oliver said...

Miley and Taylor... A 34yr old sex sandwich that would get me 15-20.